RULE NUMBER NICOLE

8:49 PM Mead: well. i'm making some good experiences with them.

i mean

for them

youd be proud

me: are you going to scare them like "boo"

Mead: eventually

right now, i'm just acting crazy.

yelling and making up rules

me: YES

MAKE UP RULES

8:50 PM j and i are making this graphic design magazine called ess and a half

for s 1/2

where there are rules and things

hahahaha

Mead: what's s1/2?

me: this is not people in cars, but highly amusing: http://specificthings.com/

Mead: ohhhh

me: s 1 and 2, our studio space

8:51 PM Mead: i get. it

that's awesome

can i add some when i come back?

me: yes. that's the point

you can be our correspondent from abroad

haha

8:52 PM Mead: hahahahah

me: you'll wear a fedora and we'll have a picture of you

or a cat wearing a fedora

Mead: RULE # 1:
*always chew bubblicious"

8:53 PM me: YESSSSS

always be bubbilicious in your butt area

if not, add pillows

hair in braids

8:54 PM RULE #2

Mead: RULE # 2:
*you have to speak backwards*

me: ohmigod. i was just thinking that

RULE #3

Mead: sdrawkcab kaesp ot evah uoy

me: SAY OHMIGODDESS

Mead: hahahahahhh

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8:55 PM aAAHAHAHa

me: you have to speak upsidedown

Mead: or oh my gaw

OR

me: RULE #3

Mead: or your god

me: every day is a monday

Mead: rule #4

live everyday like it's someone else's last.

8:56 PM me: RULE #5

suck a fuck

rule #6

be the empress of your own nudity

rule #7

eat more fiber

8:57 PM Mead: rule #7 thank steve lyons more often

i mean rule #8

me: yes, agreed

Mead: #9

listen to the beatles

8:58 PM me: do you ever listen to "technicolor web of sound" on itunes radio?

it plays old commercials about dropping acid

rule #10

make a list of everyone you know and have ever known

8:59 PM Mead: oh yeah

awesome

rule #11

list everything you see in s1/2

http://www.playlab.org/8things/

me: rule #12 cats on laps

rule #13 shake everyone's hand. EVERYONE

9:00 PM rule #14 shake something into the back of your hair

9:01 PM shave

Mead: rule #15:
*throw away all your micron pens*

me: only use scratch and sniff pens

and blood

and feces

and spit

and piss

9:02 PM Mead: rule #16
ask everyone you meet if they've seen a micron pen anywhere in the studio

me: HAHAHA

rule #17 your haircut sucks

rule #18 believe in miracles

9:03 PM Mead: rule # 19 write references for people to jobs they haven't applied for.

rule # 20: you are a living miracle.

and breathing too

me: rule #21 you only live once. live it as a blonde

9:04 PM Mead: rule #22: listen to judas priest

me: YEAH

Mead: rule # 23: don

't let anyone tell you what to do

9:05 PM me: rule #24 don't be afraid of your own gas

pass it in public

9:06 PM rule #25 snap your fingers more often

Mead: rule #26 start winking at people NOW. don't wait

9:07 PM me: #27 pay nothing until april

#28 fuck you pay me

9:08 PM Mead: rule #29: throw away all your money and phones.

rule #30: 36-24-36

9:09 PM rule # 31: only drink Abita beer - restoration from now ON

me: and meet me in florida

Mead: hahaha

rule # 32: meet me in pensacola

me: bring your arm floaties

9:10 PM #33 pay no attention to that man behind the curtain

Mead: ahahah

ah

aha

ha

ah

aha
HAHAHA

aha

hAHAHA

9:11 PM rule # 34: it's not what you think!

me: rule #35, oh wait it is what you think: a dick

Mead: rule # 36: well well well, look who the FUCK it is! NEIL FUCKING YOUNG

hahahah

me: haha. j blaze told me about that

gold spray paint

9:12 PM for harvest

hahahahaha

Mead: did she tell you about bonnie prince billy?

jahahaha

me: no

Mead: rule # 37: harvest.

two nights ago, i saw bpb and when it quieted down, yelled, well well well loo who the fuck it is!

9:13 PM and it got real quiet and will oldham said

"uh, what?"

and i go

"I SAID LOOK WHO IT IS!!!"

me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mead: and he goes,

"oh/..... hey- hello."

ahahaha

ha

ah

ahhh

a

my friends were peeing their pants

me: genuis fucking genius

9:14 PM Mead: it was awesome

me: hahaha. shit bitch

oh hey hello

hahahaha

Mead: hey bitch. i gotta hit the hay.

ahaha

me: LOOOK WHO THE FUCK IT IS

Mead: rule # 39: sleep more.

haha

me: rock rock rock

night nicole

Mead: TO WHAT DO I OWE THIS PLEASANT SURPRISE!

ok, good night.